Holiday Song for Calypso

(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Oh she's Calypso cat
She's such a silky one
She stretches on her back
And sprawls out in the sun

Front paws as white as snow
And go-go boots behind
A snuggler and a burrower
She always speaks her mind

Oh Calypso, Calypso, she's Calypso cat
All curled up in her saucer bed just waiting for a pat,

Oh Calypso, Calypso, she's Calypso cat
My vampire kitty lover girl, oh yes, she is all that!